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Don't you hate it when you are about to go down on a piece of meat and you just can't swallow the whole god damn thing?  Maybe his dick is too big or your mouth is too small?

Don't you wish that there was some kind of lube for your mouth hole?  Well as the groundbreaker reporters we are, we found what might be of service for your throat and for the piece of meat you are about to inhale.  This is what we call a win-win situation.  I came across this ads while doing some intense research (aka cruising for boys) and was distracted by this desensitizing deep throat spray (say what?)

I never knew such things existed, since I never (okay maybe ten times deep throated in my life) deep throated in my life.  I find such behavior hot degrading since we are force fed a delicious piece of sausage in front of our eyes.  What is this?  A Brazilian steak house?  I think not.

But since we live in the United States of Whores we can freely deep throat and swallow as long and however much we like.  Yes, wave those red, white, and blue panties proudly Americans - since us whores are here to stay.  In the meantime, if you are ever in need of some desensitizing action for some deep dipping action - head out to your favorite drug stores such as Walgreens or Target and ask the clerk for this spray.  I am sure they have it readily available - all seasons and fully stocked.  Check near the cough drops aisle.

Happy Throating.