Well after 10 hours of deliberation, the jury did not, I repeat did not find Ca.Ant guilty of murdering her daughter. Surprised much? What they did find her guilty of is providing false information to law enforcement officers... I mean who hasn't? I am sure if there is a spot on our driver license to reveal our cock size or bra size or the area/perimeter of your vagina, you all would lie... 8" cut, 36DD, 10 inches wide 12 inches deep
So... now that Florida court can go back to real work, we wonder (not really) what Casey Anthony will do with her freedom? I mean, homegirl could have been sentenced the death penalty.... then she would die? Yeah that's it. But since she just bitch slapped the prosecutors, I suggest that Casey look into doing a few things with her life. Here's a list of potential opportunities for Casey to partake to brighten up her life:
- Open up a childcare facility called "CAC - Casey Anthony Cares"
- Start a fashion line for toddler girls and girls with pink skulls as the dominant image for the fall line
- Replace Judge Judy or be a judge to solve children related issues
- Write a children picture book about behaving in a courtroom or lying
- Enroll in a teaching credential program - she will make a great one, she can even use her own children book during story time.
- Sell her story to Ang Lee to direct a suspenseful story with Lindsay Lohan as the leading actress, if Lindsay is not available because she is in court - then Emma Stone will do.
- Sell cupcakes on a food truck with colorful frosting and sprinkles - called "CAKC - Casey Anthony Killer Cupcakes"
I think Casey has a bright future ahead.
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