Adam Lambert and boyfriend split, boo who?

So it was announced officially that Adam Lambert, American Idol runner up this past season, has split with Drake LeBry (who??). Details are never provided when break-ups occur, but the same general, cheesy statements are always used. It goes something like this: "The break-up was mutual and without animosity. Both remain friends and still care for each other.” Homegirl, please. Knowing the reason for the break-up, there would be no friendship, no hospitality. Moving on would be the easiest. 

So, no other blogs I've read have been able to determine the cause for the break-up. Well, you are just in luck because I know the reason. I mean, it's speculation, but it doesn't take a biochemical molecular scientist with a PhD with two Nobel prizes to see why they split. Click HERE for details. 

So, knowing what I know, you can see why the break-up was inevitable.

Gossip Girl vs. Gossip Gay

I have never seen a full episode of Gossip Girl nor do I want to. Because in the real world, I am a gossip girl myself. It would be like watching myself on TV. But with the recent man to man kiss between Ed Westwick and whatever his name is... My no no became curious. I never found Ed Westwick to be hot or desirable, but after hearing his manly voice on GG, I want to melt into his arms as he read me a bedtime story.

As for the "kiss," it was totally TV-Y7. I have seen a better kiss in Disney Snow White. It was such a tease. It was like showing someone the no-no area for 3 seconds and cover it up with a towel. Totally unfair.

Judge it for yourself:

Also, if there was a gossip gay version, the conversation would be something like this:

Chez: Can you believe that Jake swallowed?

Tomee: No way, I tried that last time and I ended up throwing up on the 400 thread count sheet.

Chez: Totally embarrassing.

Tomee: Totally.